EWE: This is personal, EWE vs WTN! (WQ inside)?

Question

WTN, you messed with the wrong guy yo. This "big secret" you've been keeping from me is out and I'm getting revenge!

Tonight on EWE, we will have a #1 Contenders match to see who will challenge Priceless for the WTE World Tag Team Titles. Also, the war between EWE and WTN is just beginning, but the war between ECW and CZW is heating up as RVD and Sick Nick Mondo, the EWE Extreme Champion will have a contract signing for the match this Saturday at EWE Destiny and this will be RVD's match choice. And, in the main event we will finally have it.......World Champion John Morrison will go 1 on 1 against Kane in a non-title match with the official Championship Main Event happening at Destiny!

LET'S START THE SHOW!


Event#1: EWE Chairman, Joey opens the show tonight saying that WTN will pay for what he has done because tonight the Owner of WTN, or I like to call him the Jacka** will be going 1 on 1 with one of CZW's Hardcore Maniacs, Nick Gage in a Flaming Tables and Shattered Glass match. Rules, you must slam your opponent on Shattered Glass, then slam 'em through a Table set on FIRE! This will be the first match of the night.

1. Flaming Tables and Shattered Glass match:
WTN Chairman vs Nick Gage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1BSIby29bY

2. #1 Contender match: Carlito/Primo vs Jesse/Festus

Event#2: Mick Foley announces that as planned Sick Nick Mondo and Rob Van Dam will have a Contract Signing for any match of RVD's choosing at Destiny. RVD comes to the ring first, followed by the Champ. They sign the contracts, then Mondo tries for a cheap shot at RVD, but misses and RVD hits Mondo with a Palay Kick, sets him on the Table and hits 5-Star Frog Splash, then RVD announces that at Destiny it will be a Ladder Match for the EWE Extreme Title!

3. EXTREME RULEZ: Matt Hardy vs Rey Mysterio

After the match: Jeff Hardy comes to the ring and The Hardys jump Rey until Eddie runs to the ring and they kick The Hardys out of the ring and The Hardys run out of the arena like the losers they really are!

Event#3: The GM, Mick Foley announces that right now the Owner of WTN, his name "The Loser" will compete in a Handicap match against The L.A.X!

4. Handicap Match: The L.A.X vs The Loser (WTN)

Event#5: Joey comes to the ring and says: "Jack Riot, you want a real match before you're torn to pieces by my monster, Brock Lesnar? Here's what I want: You're gonna come down this ramp and kick what is left of the WTN Owner, "Loser."

5. Jack Riot vs The Loser (WTN)

MAIN EVENT: Non-Title Match!
John Morrison (c) vs Kane

After the match: Kane goes for a Chokeslam on Morrison, but Morrison flees the ring safe and sound with his Title belt. Can Morrison really beat Kane this Saturday at Destiny? FIND OUT This Saturday!



WQ: How retarded is it by the WWE to have Kennedy make his redebut, then just release him on the spot? And after Kennedy proclaims he'd be the future WWE Champion?

Answer 1

Event#1: EWE Chairman, Joey opens the show tonight saying that WTN will pay for what he has done because tonight the Owner of WTN, or I like to call him the Jacka** will be going 1 on 1 with one of CZW's Hardcore Maniacs, Nick Gage in a Flaming Tables and Shattered Glass match. Rules, you must slam your opponent on Shattered Glass, then slam 'em through a Table set on FIRE! This will be the first match of the night.



1. Flaming Tables and Shattered Glass match:

WTN Chairman vs Nick Gage:

Nick wins via Double Underhook Piledriver through the

glass table, and then a frog splash through the glass table!



2. #1 Contender match: Carlito/Primo vs Jesse/Festus

Carlito and Primo win via Missile dropkick, then Carlito catches his opponent while they fall back with a backstabber! 1..2..3



3. EXTREME RULEZ: Matt Hardy vs Rey Mysterio

Rey wins via Tornado DDT ontop of glass 1...2..3, then follows it up by dumping Matt into barbed wire!



4. Handicap Match: The L.A.X vs The Loser (WTN)

LAX win via Kop Killah / diving double foot stomp combination, then they take him and Hernandez gives him a border toss, and the alpha bomb! 1...2..3



Event#5: Yeah.... *scratches head* Don't take this the wrong way man, but a feud with me and Brock lensar where he is just a hired hitman may not drag in fans...



5. Jack Riot vs The Loser (WTN)

Jack Riot wins via throwing The Loser off the steel cage to down below where there are flaming tables



MAIN EVENT: Non-Title Match!

John Morrison (c) vs Kane

John wins via roll-up after dodging a clothesline 1..2..3



After the match: Kane goes for a Chokeslam on Morrison, but Morrison flees the ring safe and sound with his Title belt. Can Morrison really beat Kane this Saturday at Destiny? FIND OUT This Saturday!

Hey Joey! Thats -GREAT- selling of the match this sunday!





WQ: Almost as crappie as the time Adam (WTN)'s mother decided not to abort him.

Answer 2

Nick Gage

Carlito/Primo

Matt Hardy

The L.A.X

Jack Riot

Kane

Answer 3

nick gage after the chokeslam backbreaker through the glass then a diving headbutt off a ladder when the chairman was on the flaming table held down by justin pain and duct tape



carlito and primo after carlito hits festus with the ring bell while primo distracted the ref then he rang the bell then festus went back to doing nothing cause the bell rung so then carlito hit festus with the backstabber then pinned 1 2 3 while primo attcked jesse



rey mysterio after he puts matt's broker hand in a ladder and slams it shut then he hit him with the ring bell then hit a frogsplash 1 2 3



the loser by dq after lax hit's him with a slapjack then choke's him with there bandana's then hernandez picks him up and hits him with the border toss then homicde gets on the top rope and hits a frogsplash off of it



jack riot after a pinfall after the match he attacks the loser with beer bottles and green mist and chairs and glass and tables and barbed wired bats and blenders and salt when lesnar comes out and hits him with the f5 through a flaming table with blender's and glass and beer bottle's on it



john morrison after joey mercury distracts kane so morrison could hit the nitro blast 1 2 3 after the match the ref says winner john morrison then morrison says u have made a mistake winner and future ewe champion johnny nitro

WQ he got injured again in that match and almost injured wwe champion randy orton so that's why

Answer 4

Another solid show! Kane will not beat the Shaman of Sexy this Sunday! I rate it a great 10/10.



WQ: I loved Mr. Kennedy's character and will miss him dearly. But, WWE just can't be passing him money when he's injured all the time.

Answer 5

match 1.nick cage

match 2.primo/carlito

match 3.matt hardy

match 4.the LAX

match 5.jack riot

main event:john morrison

WQ:yeah you kind of have a point

Answer 6

hmm......