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**CKO Public Announcement!!**
*Kristen and Clarice enter a room in the Room there is a podium two mics and Clarice enters with a package, both girls of course proudly have there YWSE Knockout Tag Team Championships around their wastes.*
Clarice- Attention YWSE Fans, staff and the rest of ya!
*Fans loudly boo*
Kristen- She asked for your DAMN ATTENTION! SO SHUT IT AND RESPECT US!
Clarice- Thank You Krissy. Tonight marks the LAST PPV of the YWSE year. And tonight CKO is going to make HISTORY! Which is why we have called for this very special announcement to all of you!
Kristen- All week long rumours have been going around that CKO is going to "BREAK UP" well to all those PATHETIC PEOPLE WHO START SH!T like that we both PITY you NUMB SKULL LOW LIFES!
Clarice- Friends have disagreements people have to get over it! Like my gosh just because we disagree doesn't me we will break up! We are friends till the END!
Kristen- So get used to it! Now that is out of the way I would just like to say as your soon to be FIRST UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM and Knockouts Champion...
Clarice- Soon to be. babe you might as well already be Champion!
Kristen- True, but Clarice, like you're soo right! I mean these other girls have nothing on me! Like come on they are all trashy skanks! Who are only good for laying on their backs in the male locker room.
Clarice- If only we had some proof....
*Kristen and Clarice both turn to each other then look down at their package*
Clarice- Ohh but of course we do!
Kristen- Ohh lets see Clary!!
Clarice- Tonight Ladies and Gents, CKO presents to you YWSE EXPOSED!
Kristen- Do you all know why I should be the Champion!? Why? I'll tell you all why! Because I HAVE SOME CLASS and RESPECT unlike these other freaks!
Kristen- Go on Clarice show 'em!
Clarice- Here we have the current Knockout...
Kristen- Clarice that is some bear.. with a bunch of unattractive ladies! Oh wait that is Graduation Bear on Smackdown last week!!
Clarice- Damn that show has gone downhill since CKO moved to Impact!
*Clarice tosses the picture behind her and grabs the next picture out.*
Clarice- Here we have the current Champion Am...
Kristen- Eww Clary is that Paul Heyman at the last Suppershow!?
*Kristen goes and vomits*
Clarice- Eww why did he take off his shirt... Kris was this before or after he danced to Single Ladies?
Kristen- Aghh. Don't remind me please!! Now take out the picture of equal disgusting proportions.
Clarice- Here you all see the picture of the Current Knockouts Champion at her recent wedding.. as you can see there is Amie in a trashy nontraditional black wedding gown with an Elvis impersonater and some guy name Mudsh!tter... and who is that nasty sucker she is marrying?
Kristen- Is that YWSE HOF Matt Swagger? Eww! That guy is a creeper! ;)
Clarice- Eww, next we have a former Knockouts Champion Edgehead.. at a bar in the fall...
Kristen- Clearly see her disgusting drunk self laying at the bar with several drinks around her as an over weight man is caring for her.. we have been informed that this man is Edgeheads... great uncle.. this man is the closest Edgehead has actually been to man who cared for her...
Clarice- And he has a bit of problems *Clarice makes a crazy motion*.
Kristen- Who do we have next Clarice?
Clarice- Well here we have um.. Vickie G at a Smackdown house show.. wearing next to nothing...
*Kristen holds back her vomit*
Clarice- Our singer stepped down that night and Vickie felt the need to take her place... those little kids crying in the audience you see behind her are now deaf.... what a shame. Next we have.. oh this is rich Kris..
Kristen- What is it?
Clarice- Here is a picture of the YWSE CEO. This photo seems to have been taken by someone with the initials A.R.I.E.S um it seem the CEO is having some fun with a ... bl..blonde haired woman...um..
*Kristen's face turns a visible red shade*
Clarice- Um.. come to think of it Kris she kind of looks like you.. and aren't those the earrings I got for you for your birthday?
*Kristen Snatches the photo from Clarice and rips it up*
Kristen- How did that um... MOVING ALONG!!
Clarice-.. Right um next we have a picture of Dana.. the loner wannabe of YWSE! Who is HAVING HER FINAL MATCH IN YWSE TONIGHT!
*CKO both clap*
Kristen- Too bad in her last match she has to lose to the likes of me!! :( Oh well at least she is facing someone awesome and beautiful.. too bad Amie and Edgehead will be in the ring as well.
Clarice- This photo is from Dana's going away party... oops this is the one we threw ... Dana wasn't invited...sorry for the confusion here is the Going Away party Dana had today..
*The picture shows Dana all alone in her locker room salking to her self..*
Kristen- Gee what a shame...
*CKO busts into uncontrollable laughter!*
Clarice- Well ladies and Gents as you can see the only.. suitable Champion for you is CKO's own Ms.Lol Kristen!
*Clarice claps as Kristen bows*
Clarice- Look no further you are looking at the NEXT YWSE Knockout Champion!
Kristen- Tonight I will make sure that the most embarrassing photo Amie, Edgehead and Dana ever have is the one of me raising MY TITLES ABOVE MY HEAD as they all lay flat on their backs..
Clarice- A normal position for them!
Kristen- Tonight I will take them out and pin one of the bimbos ONE, TWO, THREE to be YOUR CHAMPION!!
** A bunch of words start appearing across the screen, that read : CKO is not responcable for any missing photos to any staff member employeed by YWSE. They are also not at fault if the photo of Edgehead is photo shopped. Thank You this Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by CKO and is sponcered by Taco Bell.**
*Clarice and Kristen link arms and walk off as they walk off, in a faded voice.......*
Clarice- Kris that girl in that picture with the CEO looked a lot like....
Kristen- Drop it Clarice!
Clarice- Okay but it...
Kristen- Enough Clary...
Clarice- But..
Kristen- No..
Clarice- Oh come on...
Kristen- Clary!!
Clarice- Fine...