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2010-02-16 19:50:15 UTC
URKO and CMP lock up and URKO takes an advantage. He sends CMP into the corner and hit’s a corner clothesline. URKO pulls him out and hit’s a shortarm clothesline. URKO on the cover. 1.2..Kick out. URKO picks him up, and hit’s a modified backbreaker. URKO starts stomping on CMP, and then drops a knee to his head. URKO on the cover, 1.2..Kick out. URKO picks him up and sends him into the corner, but CMP leaps onto the middle rope, and hit’s a flying clothesline! URKO gets up and CMP kicks him in the leg. CMP chops him, and kicks him in the chest. CMP goes off the ropes and hit’s a forearm smash. CMP climbs the top rope, and goes for a flying clothesline, but URKO counters with a mid-air dropkick! URKO on the cover, 1.2..Kick out. URKO picks him up and hit’s a neck breaker. URKO on the cover, 1.2..Kick out. URKO sends CMP off the ropes and CMP hops over him. URKO turns around and CMP kicks him in the face! CMP measures him and goes for a GTS, but URKO fights out of it. CMP turns around and URKO goes for an RKO, but CMP pushes him off. URKO goes off the ropes and goes for a spear but CMP leaps over him, and URKO turns around into a GTS! CMP has him on his shoulders! He hits it! CMP on the cover! 1.2..3!
Winner: Crazy Mother Punker
Match 2: Clarice vs Lady Jane
Both woman are talking trash, and Lady Jane gets tired of what Clary is saying, and slaps her in the mouth. Clary is angry and tackles Lady Jane! She starts laying in punches until Lady Jane kicks her off. Clary kicks Jane in the stomach and goes for a DDT, but Jane counters and sends Clary off the ropes. Clary comes back and hit’s a clothesline! Clary on the cover! 1.2..Kick out. Clary picks her up and sends her into the corner. Clary goes for a running clothesline, but Jane moves out of the way and Clary slams into the turnbuckle. Jane rolls her up! 1.2..Kick out! Clary and Jane get to their feet and hit a double clothesline! Both woman are out, and the ref is counting. He gets to 6 when Clary gets to her feet. Clary picks up Jane and goes for a a TCK, but Jane pushes her off and kicks Clary in the face. Clary collapses to the mat, unconscious. Jane covers her, 1.2..and amazingly she kicks out! Jane cant believe it. Jane backs up and measures for a Spear. When Clary gets up, Jane takes off, but Clary counters the spear into a Clarysfaction! Clary on the cover! 1.2..Kick out! Clary is going crazy, she is fuming at the fact Jane could kick out. She doesn’t know what to do, so she climbs the top rope. When Jane gets up, Clary jumps off the top, and Jane spears her in mid air! Jane on the cover! 1.2..3!
Winner: Lady Jane
Match 3: Fabian Phenom vs Silent Bob
They lock up and Bob takes an advantage. Bob sends Fab off the ropes and Fab hit’s a head scissors. Bob rolls out of the ring to get his head back, and Fabian flies over the top rope, taking out Bob! The ref begins the count. He gets to 8 and Fabian pushes Bob back into the ring. Fabian climbs the ropes from the outside, and Bob runs up and pushes him off, sending Fab face first into the security barrier! He smashes into the barrier with tremendous force, busting him open. With Fab bleeding from the head, Bob take the advantage. He bounces Fabs head off the barrier, then slams him into the steps. He rolls into the ring to break the count, then back out. Bob picks up Fab, and rams his ribs into the ring apron. He rolls Fab back into the ring, and climbs into the ring. Bob, in complete control, begins slapping Fab, and even spit on him. Bob picks him up and send shim off the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Fab ducked and came back with a spinning heel kick. Fab climbs the ropes and hit a kick from the top rope! Bob goes down, and Fab hit’s a standing moonsault! Fab on the cover! 1.2..Kick out! Fab doesn’t waste time. He picks up Bob, send shim into the corner, and hit’s a monkey flip! Fab capitalizes, and climbs the top rope. He leaps off and hit’s a flawless F-Bomb! Fab on the cover! 1.2..3
Winner: Fabian
Match 4: Psycho Dude vs Christians #1 Peep
PD takes the advantage and sends C1P off the ropes. C1P returns with a shoulder block knocking down PD. PD hops up and chops C1P. C1P returns the chop, and they trade chops back and fourth for about 2 minutes. C1P eventually blocked one, and punched PD in the head. PD returned the punch, and his had more effect, as C1P staggered a bit. PD punches him again and backed him up onto the ropes, and then clotheslined him out of the ring. PD threw his arms up, playing to the crowd. C1P gets back in the ring and PD kicks him hard in the chest. C1P falls back to the mat, and PD double stomps him. PD picks him up and hit’s a clothesline. PD on the cover. 1.2..Kick out. PD climbed the top rope, and C1P hurried up to knock him off. PD fell to the top rope on his scrotal region, and C1P grabbed him, and hit an unfretted off the ropes! PD’s face ate the mat at tremendous force, and C1P went for the cover. 1.2..Ki