I got another therory, Jeff Harvey goes to "The SD!", and fights for the U.S. title from Matt Harvey, in a Jamaican Me Crazy Match, he loses but forms a tag team with Matt, then fights for the WW Tag Titles, then Mike Adamle said, "he's like Tarzan, but hits like Jane," then Jeff Harvey, [ offended by this ], went to Mike Adamle and had a match, but not any match, a another Jamaican Me Crazy Match, but with 3 special refs, first is Jimmy, then "The Tazz," and finally Mike The Miz, for the WEDF championship, Jeff Harvey wins, but then he realizes he mid-carded for so long, he had to stop it, so he hired Chuck Norris, but "The Norris," went on another date, and he also had a staring contest with the sun, the sun lost and it turned blind, Jeff ordered Big Daddy V, but Big Vis decided to eat everyone, so he is now called planet Earth, but when he dies, judgement day is upon us, but Matt Harvey finds Captain Olimar and Solid Snake exploring, so he and Jeff, and "The Tazz," they went to the Pikmin Planet, only to find out the Pikmin got bored and left, so they were hopeless, but Sonic came and found a penny, and left, anyways Jeff and Matt went to sleep, but then.......................... they were trapped, Jigsaw was blamed, but it was proven that Jesse and Festus were asleep, the Spartans saved them, but Cena, Adamle, Michael Cole, and Colin Delaney were all Heinden-Raped, by Heindenriegh, but they found Melina at a Mall, so they Forgot, then Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin would have a adventure that would elevate them to the Top of the Evil P25, to be continued........ [ PS, Doopliss joined the Spartan Empire as a Commander, he also helped save them, to be continued]
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