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WWE NEWS: The Real Reason Why Triple H Was Not At The Royal Rumble (More Inside+WQ)?
уαηкѕ4Lιƒє - Captain NY
2011-02-01 19:35:23 UTC
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Here is the Real Reason Why HHH was not at the RR: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/broken_news/47343.shtml

TRIPLE H ELIMINATED FROM ROYAL RUMBLE BY TSA, SLEDGEHAMMER NOT ALLOWED AS CARRY ON:

BY MATT DANSIE - PWPOTATO REPORTER

With this year's Royal Rumble now in the books, fans are having a hard time trying to pinpoint their favorite moment in the yearly event. With many of the surprise entrants signposted by various news websites, there was at least one noticeable absent wrestler - Triple H.

It had been suggested that Triple H would make his return at the Rumble, as many wrestlers often do, and either win it or at least get a measure of revenge on Sheamus for his attacks early last year. But Triple H never even made it to Boston. The Potato can exclusively report why.

Triple H was going through the standard airport security check when he was pulled aside for a random body search. Witnesses say the reason he was pulled aside was he had attempted to take a sledge hammer onto the plane in his carry on luggage. Reports also indicate he compiled with every direction he was given with understandable annoyance. Then things got real interesting.

Peter Yuilik witnessed the entire incident. “It was so crazy," he tells the Potato in an exclusive interview. "They pulled that wrestling fellow to the side and gave him a pat down where I over heard bits and pieces of what was said between Triple and security. It seems like one TSA official was a wrestling fan and gave Triple H a hard time about something.

"Then things got real heated and I heard Triple H say, 'That’s my wife, pal' before hearing the TSA official start laughing. Then Triple H decked him leading to a short brawl where Triple H attempted what I'm told is his signature move, The Pedigree, but couldn’t connect when he was restrained by other officers.”

As security was dragging Triple H away, I noticed another big guy with a leather facemask sheepishly get out of line and hail a cab. He had what looked like a two-by-four with protruding nails sticking out of his carry-on bag. He had been clumsily trying to fit into into that little box where your carry on has to fit.

WWE is not commenting on the incident, despite TMZ and other media outlets hounding them for an update on whether charges were pressed against Triple H.

Wrestling Question: Who is do you think is the guy in the 2/21/11 Promo and Why/
Four answers:
?
2011-02-01 19:54:15 UTC
People really can't take a joke these days .

I guess Triple H is back in Connecticut, still wondering when he'll come back, after so many missed opportunities .



WQ: It has to be Sting .
2011-02-02 03:48:53 UTC
I'm sure they have sledgehammers in Boston, you don't have to bring one. Why would HHH carry one when everything you need is already in the arena. I'm sure they use tools to set up the stage so I'm sure they have a sledgehammer lying around somewhere.
?
2011-02-02 03:51:22 UTC
Wow, VERY interesting, man. Poor Triple H.
jeff35sd
2011-02-02 06:17:18 UTC
that aint cool


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