John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin,who would win? + YWCW Fallout Match Card!?

Ryan; D'YOU WANT DA PUNCAKE (Edition)

2010-02-26 16:24:58 UTC

Kawajai

Fallicia Daniels

Brock Squared

Risky Business

Golden Wolverine Y2JPHBK #1 Peep 23

Promo:So tonight i debut against a man i've beaten many,many,many (Three hours later) Many,times.Cliff has keep of thinking he can beat me,but he can't.His skills are bad,he is cocky,arrogant and a shame of the face of the wrestling world.He is a Fail on the wrestling world.CLIFF FAILS.I am a man of the people,you love me right? (Crowd Cheer) There ya go Cliff.You can't,and won't beat me.I will use every each of my heart and soul to beat Cliff and i will break his body until he is screaming in pain every second of every day and he will regret ever coming into the wrestling business.There is a fine line you can cross Cliff and that line has been long since crosses by you Cliff.Tonight i will end the job i started,and avenge my loss in WWC and give the fans what they deserve.And when i've dealt with you i will go on and win more titles,then the World Title.Risky Business is a Wrestling Legend.Fans and Wrestlers alike bow to me,i have been wrestling for 29 years and i intend to make it 40 glorious years before retiring.I have a gallery of title wins,a hall of shame in matches i have lost,and when i get back to my Mansion during off season i feel comtempt.

And for now,if anyone crosses me,they'll have to deal with some Risky Business.VERY RISKY BUSINESS!!!!

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2010-02-26 17:06:49 UTC

Kawaji

Brenda

Who?

RB

Phenomenal Heartbreak Kid (H)

Looky Looky here... Tonight The Legendary,Extraordinary, PHBK steps into the ring with 5 other men,,, Though I think maybe at least two of them are transgendred. Lets start with The SIberian Wolverine... Now Wolfey how many times have I kicked your @$$ in DCW? Oh yeah TOO MANY TO COUNT. As far as Im concerned Wolf is an easily eliminiation.. Next we have Jordan23. Wait Shouldnt he be shooting hoops instead of doing Shooting Star Presses? Hmm this guy might be bisexual with Wrestling and Basketball. Now we have Christians.... Wait WHO IN THE PINK HELL IS THIS GUY?

Mooooooving On. Y2J TWIY. Ever since this guy won the SPW World Title he has developed a new cocky attitude. The Ironic part is that in EVERY EFED Y2J TWIT Wins the World Title in... The fed slowly dies later. Now do we want YWCW to die? I certaintly dont. And lastly we have Eric Escobar. God I've already seen this guy perform and hes worser than Wolf. Escobar why dont you go back to YCAW and become a Phony World Champ because here in YWCW. This aint no small time company. This place is the company of THE Top Dog. ME.

Now then I have a compaint to the YWCW Management. Back in the Old YWCW I was World Champion. Let it be known that I NEVER lost it. Now we have some new World Champion called The Raven Effect. Well TRE as far as Im concerned the belt you have is a belt you bought at Wal Mart. I am STILL The World Champion. I NEVER lost this Belt. And you know something else? I will ALWAYS Have this Belt around my waist. Nevertheless there cant be TWO World Champions on YWCW. So Once I win this pathetic Battle Royal... TRE Im Coming for you... Soon PHBK will become the TRUE YWCW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!

Kawajai

2010-02-24 19:27:49 UTC

Kawajai

Brenda

Bradshack Williams

Double Count Out

Siberian Wolverine

PROMO:

Is it me or are some people just blind. I mean, putting "The Legend" Kawajai in a first match with The Woman is disgraceful. To everybody part of the K-Nation, this is the time for a protest. I should be treated with more respect and honor. I mean, really? I should be in the main event with Wolf, Jordan, and PHBK. I deserve that. Better yet, why not just give me the YWCW World Heavyweight Championship? I will win it anyway. Because I am...Kawajai!

On other terms, my opponent tonight is The Man. Now I don't know why he proclaims himself a man. Besides maybe the hairy back and chest he has, there is nothing manly about him. Additionally, he can't wrestle for ****. His best move is an arm drag and he even botches those moves. A real wrestler is like me. A real champion is like me. And of course a real legend is like me. I know all of you members of he K-Nation are wondering "Damn Kawajai is a legend. How can I be more like him?" And the answer is, you can't. Nobody can be Kawajai. Because Kawajai is unique. Kawajai is Kawajai! I am the only me in this world because I am better than all of you parasites. Period.

Listen to me when I talk. Watch me when I wrestle. You're gonna want to tell your kids, your grand kids, your great-grand kids and th rest of your dysfunctional family that YOU WITNESSED HISTORY IN THE MAKING!!!

End of Promo

Promo is Kayfabe

2010-02-25 16:34:40 UTC

The Man

Brenda

Bradshack Williams

Risky Business

The Golden Boy Alex

PROMO:

Oh how great it is to be back in the Feds, and what a way to make a debut than to have a competition for the YWCW World Championship, this match will be marking history and ill be facing off against some long time buddies, Jordan23, PHBK, and lets not forget Vincent. Many of you may know our long term history as TWIO but that wont be the case tonight as each and every man in that ring tries to outdo each other. Wouldnt every single one of you want to watch the greatest tag team go head to head? But im pretty sure all of you know that I have always been the dominant one, no doubt about it. If your not watching this Battle Royal (especially since im on it) then you have no life! simple as that, I mean why in the hell would you wanna miss this? Obviously theres no answer to that...My game plan here is easy and simple, most people would agree to take out the stronger guys first right? Well your f*ckin wrong if you thought that, you see The Golden Boy fears no one especially not some Siberian Husky or whatever his name is? Speaking of that, Who the hell is this guy? and doesnt he know better than to mess with Alex the Great, just like that old saying goes...when you f*ck with me, you f*ck with the best. But hey I dont blame him for trying to get some attention by calling out the top dog in this Match. Cause im like ghetto popeye, but I dont need spinach. I really have no idea who he is or what hes done to get in this Match, that just hurts our ratings by having some "rookie" in our Battle Royale, but I promise the fans ill get rid of this distraction ASAP. Now onto PHBK, im not really worried about him seeing how hes from San Francisco, those people are the worst! but ill make sure I got my eye on this kid, he looks like one sneaky b*stard. Jordan23, Now I respect this guy and his talents but I just dont see him pulling off this upset, you can call it impossible when im in the ring. But anyways, what was that dudes name again? Siberian Husky? The Wolverine man? Well that doesnt matter now, I see this guy runs his mouth and what not...but I got some words for him, its Eazy-er Said than Dunn...and I suggest you learn the ropes before you ride with the big dogs. And now finally Y2J AKA Vincent AKA "The Pride of Sinaloa, Im lookin forward to meeting you in the ring again buddy, but this you wont be getting my help. But hey im not here to bash on the guy, I came here to win and be succesful and this is just one of the paths, I came I saw I conquered. Things will be differently around here after this week...Trust me.

Oh and lets not forget my most important line

When I get these hands on you, your be one dead man. Beleive that

I rhyme so long, rhyme so strong

I don't give a f*ck, like Tyson I keep hookin

Or maybe like Lennox, I'm strong to the finish

2010-02-26 15:17:21 UTC

The Man

FD

BS

Cliff

Christian's #1 Peep.

Promo:

*C1P is sitting backstage, in the locker room area*

Last week.....last week didnt go as it was planned. Last week was shameful, and we all know it. I got humiliated inside that steel cage, and I came off obviously the worse. I have scars across my body, across my back and across my chest, and yes, they all hurt like hell. That is what it felt like being inside that cage last week...Hell. My mind wasn't set, things happened before hand and I simply hadnt prepared myself enough to even consider myself to be the YWCW World Champion. TRE, you are a worthy champion, and what you put me through last week proved that to everyone, but that doesn't mean I'm not no where near afraid of you, that match last week only inspired me to be more, and it has helped me to get my head straight and work on my in ring ability much much more.

Tonight....my odds of becoming YWCW World Champion start off as just a simple idea, as I have 5 other competitors that all have the same intentions that I do. I really have no idea how unpredictable and how nerving this match is going to be, but I can assure you one thing, it's going to be a good one. It's only going to be good because by the end of it, I'll be the sole survivor and you'll have to call me the #1 Contender to the World Championship, and before long, you'll be calling me the YWCW World Cham...

*C1P is interupted by a knock at the lockeroom door*

YWCW Interviewer: Evening C1P, care for some comments on the match?

C1P: Didn't you listen to anything I just said?

Interviewer: Yeahhhh...But I wanted to get something from you first hand....

C1P: Oh so you want something first hand....I can give you something first hand....

*C1P grabs a nearby chair, and swings it at full speed, knocking the Interviewer clean to the floor, C1P walks back to the camera and says....*

NOW THAT!

IS WHAT I CALL FIRST HAND.

2016-04-14 07:57:55 UTC

Team Morrison BQ: Team Morrison

Jordan23

2010-02-24 20:51:41 UTC

The Man

Falicia Daniels

Brock Squared

Risky Business

Jordan23

Promo:

Hehehe, it seems like it didn't take long for the GM to notice me after just one match here in YWCW. Anyways, even though many of you idiots seen me wrestle last week, let me introduce you to who I am, You are looking at the future, the best that YWCW has to offer today, and the NEW Openweight Champion and after tonight, I won't be known as the future, I will be known as the present. Even though I won the Openweight Champion through a scumbag charity case wrestler aka PHBK, I won't make a big deal out of it. I know and heard each and every one of you fans boo me that night and like I said, it doesn't affect me in any way, but before I move on to tonight, I was wanted to warn every single person behind those curtains, if you attempt to use your privilege and try to win my Openweight Championship in any way, I will drag my *ss up and kick all of your as*es. After my Shooting Star Press aka Air Jordan, if you are hoping I get injured, I won't, I mastered that moved years ago because I am the best at what I do. I am 100% from the last show and I am sure the same can't be said for my lifeless victim, PHBK. Anyways lets move on to tonight's main event, hell if I wasn't in it, the match wouldn't even be considered a main event match. Tonight will be a walk in the park because this is a walk in the park for me. I face PHBK, the guy who *ss I kicked in my debut, then we have the former champion that can't do anything right, a guy in which I don't understand gets a main event match on their first night, GM you will be embarrassed when I proved that you even thought about throwing him in the main event with me. Next, we have Y2J YWIY who isn't even in the same league as me and last and probably least, we have the Siberian Wolverine. Now I heard about your rant on me tonight and it was lame, go ahead and insult me, I get it everywhere I go because the hypocrites hate people who can wrestle and kick some *ss. You all can judge me all you want, I don't care what you all say. Tonight, I will throw all of your jabronis out that ring and get my chance to get what's mine, the YWCW Championship and TRE, don't think I forgot about you, tonight isn't about the Air Jordan, but in our future match, once that move connects, its over. If you think my promise is bullsh*t, I'm sorry I can't prove it any better because of these low class wrestlers here on YWCW and they aren't a big challenge at all.

Dark Demon

2010-02-26 04:14:19 UTC

Meh

Brenda

BS

Meh

Siberian Phenonemal Y2J

A7X > Slipknot FoREVer

2010-02-24 17:34:01 UTC

Yay im in main event.Oh yeah,is YWCW still run by promos,or is it by votes?

1.Kawaji

2.Brenda

3.Eh?

4.RB

5.SW

Promo:Tonight,I finally get my chance to prove myself in YWCW.I have the chance to take the YWCW world title.After losing my match against Y2J TWIY,I have the chance to beat all 5 men and beat TRE for the world title.That is the plan.Im dead serious of this match.Their are 5 other men in this contest,with 6 of the biggest names in YWCW in it,including me,all in a battle royal to get a shot at the world title ay Retribution.Now,im obviously much better than my opponents.Jordan 23,which is the number off boy friends this man has had.Christian's #1 Peep,how is he a wrestler?Isnt he just a wrestling fan?Well I will eliminate this fan,even though I think only real wrestlers should compete in a major business like this one.Then theirs PHBK,ugh.Such a rip off,he thinks he is phenominal,yeah right.He is about as phenomenal as Collin Delaney.And he thinks he is like HBK,hahahah.Thats a joke.He doesnt even compare to Collin Delaney,Collin would beat him with the finger of death.Then theirs the man they call by many names.They call him Vince.They call him Y2J TWIY.And they call him that guy who screwed Siberian Wolverine out of the YWCW hardcore title.The title I MUST remind you I never lost.And then theirs Golden Boy Alex.This man thinks he is all that,he thinks he deserves gold,I bet he has never even won gold.So this Bronze Girl Alexa,im going to shove that bronze,or gold,whatever,right up your @$$ and leave you dead and gone.I will eliminate all of those sorry losers who dont have a life outside of wrestling,and I will go out and enjoy the life I happen to have.Unlike my opponents,who,pretty much this is their day:Mom wakes them up.They worship their Barney posters on their wall.They call their boyfriends.Get ready for wrestling.Lose their match.Go home,cry to mom about how they are a big failure.Mom settles them down,rocks them to bed,and then tucks them in.And sometimes,on special occasions,they stay up to 11,and then call their boyfriends over,and suck each others,well,you know,I really dont want to get into it,its a very disturbing and disgusting subject,that is not very fun to discuss.Now,I would like to go back to Bronze Girl Alexa,I have just noticed,this is her debut!!!WTF.When YWCW was first around about a month ago,I beat every and I repeat every opponent that crossed my path.And,this Olympic wana be,signs with YWCW,and she is put in the main event and given a shot at the world title.How unfair.This is bull crap.Im going to RUIN her career,or his,whatever he/she is,and personally eliminate him/her in the main event,ruining her shot at gold.Now to all 5 of my opponents,IM GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

End of promo.Promo is kayfabe.