What do you think of my WWE Wrestlemania card? (Its EPIC)?

Question

Match 1: Micheal Cole vs Jim Ross in a bra and panties match

Match 2: HHH vs a clone of HHH where the clone of HHH has another HHH clone in its corner. Also the referee is a clone of HHH's clone

Match 3: Gail Kim vs that wrestler with the beard and the black boots in a fully automatic assault rifle on a pole match

Match 4: Hornswoggle vs The Great Khali in a two hour iron man match

Match 5: Randy Orton vs John Cena in a mask vs mask match

Match 6: CM Punk vs Sheamus in a 30 man battle royal

Match 7: Main Event: The Undertaker vs Edge in a 60 minute political debate


How would you rate my card out of 10?

Answer 1

edge will end takers streak in that 60 minute political debate.

Answer 2

LOL CM punk vs sheamus in a 30 man battle royal

Answer 3

honestly its funny but if it was a real match nope sorry plus Undertaker is away and so is HHH as for Ortin and Cena there on diffrant shows now sorry dont like it so i would rate it a 3 star

Answer 4

Man sumone needs to stop this guy from drinking anymore liquor. You ok buddy?

Answer 5

This is... Epic.

Answer 6

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