Question:
Who is your favorite WWE HOFer?+YGWA Gold Rush voting?
A7X > Slipknot FoREVer
2010-03-31 17:42:09 UTC
Decided to post it today,please star so everyone can see it,vote,promo,and maybe even join.

Tonight is the night Yahoo Global Wrestling Association goes LIVE on ppv for the 2cnd time.This time it is the first time under ownership of The Siberian Wolverine.Former owner Chaos is sitting at ringside.We tonight have Rohit vs. Dark Demon for the world heavyweight title,and we will see the nasty feud with Justin and Charlie Scene come to an end in a STEEL cage for the x division title.Tonight every match,will be for a title,or it will be a number 1 contendership match.Here is the show.

Event 1:Siberian Wolverine and former owner Chaos start the show.

1.Cameron Hart{c} vs. Ms. Candylicious vs. Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom for the YGWA Woman's title

2.Wolfpack{c}{Don and SW} w/ Nigey vs. Gregory Elite and Shaun Cold for the YGWA tag titles.


3.King Cliff vs. Risky Business for number 1 contendership at the YGWA Next Generation title.


4.Marq "The Bolt" Banks vs. Kawaji{c} for the next generation title.


5.Nigey McBonez vs. Fabian Phenom for the hardcore title,in a FIRST BLOOD match{added that stipulation,new rule,YGWA hardcore title can only be competed for under extreme rules.


6.Justin vs. Charlie Scene in a steel cage for the x division title.


7.Deadman 4 Life vs. Y2J TWIY for number 1 contendership at the world title.


8.Dark Demon{c} vs. Rohit for the world heavyweight title.


Please vote as whoever has the most votes wins{you can vote for ya self}.Promo promo promo.Even if your not on the card,promo{dont do what I used to do and insult the whole card,lol}.

Thank you.

PLEASE STAR ALSO.
Nine answers:
Ryan; D'YOU WANT DA PUNCAKE (Edition)
2010-04-01 13:54:34 UTC
Well CLiff voted for himself so so am i:



CH

Wolfpack

RB

Keewalol (Jk,Kawajai)

Nigey

Justin

D4

DD







Promo:So tonight i face Queen Cliff one last time.Ha.Cliff,Cliff,Cliff,you are so deliusioned.You think you are better than me? Wrong.You think you have beat me? Wrong.You think you will win tongiht? Wrong.I am too good and too talented to face you Cliff.You are a useless wrestler,you once presided in THW and i'm glad you sucked there because you didn't deserve it. .But it'll be all the better to destroy Marq Banks yes,Marq because Keewalol isn't good enough to face me.And once i have proven i am the greatest wrestler in YGWA History,i will destory Siberian Penguin and order him for a world title match,and win the world title i deserve,more than Dark Demon and the other coked up retards that think this is their company.But their wrong.Its my company.Ain't that right? (Crowd Go Nuts) There ya go.Kittadoo,you say you're history in the making but i'll tell you what Kigganum,I have ALREADY made history.While you and your butt buddyClifford get the record for quickest loss and least rememborable career,i will be busy writing my 4th autobiography.Maybe this year i will break my 3rd Autos record of 3 billion copies sold.Been there,done that,bought the T-Shirt,kicked some ***,met some girls,and done some GODAMN WRESTLING.And of course,Siberian Penguin.The estimeed owner of YGWA.He always says "IMA EAT YOU

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE" but all he does is hit someone slightly and bribe them to fall over so he can win some Title that was held for 7 years by Mushu Man and Prasdana.Dispicable.Your wrestling skills are worse than Triple Nose and Hackysack Joe.Kittyflu,you gonna beat me to hell with a book on how to achieve erectile awareness once i face you? Nice,i'll look forward to that (Crowd Laughs).You see,YGWA has many legends,but none are greater than Risky Business,the man,the legend,the icon,he has made fans,friends,cultures,MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTON! AND THAT IS THE GODDAMN TRUTH!



(Crowd Cheer,Risky starts speaking in 1st and 3rd Person)



Risky attacks Cliff,and HE HAS NO RESPONSE.SPEAR,SPEAR,SPEAR! RKO! RKO! RKO! RISKY POWERBOMB! 1-2-3!



(Back to Normal)



...And thats the match.Nomore Stupid *** Matches against stupid *** wrestlers,because i am the best.Listen to my theme music for a second.



(I Walk Alone Plays and Risky leans on the ropes for 45 seconds before turning the music and titantron off)



That music is what defines me,Risky Business.I can work in a tag team,well at least i could.Until EAC.Rated R Joey Cena screwed me with a steel chair and ended my tag team career.We hd the tag titles for about 2 weeks before losing them to Richard Kingston and some other guy whos probably getting drugged in vegas right now.But damn,we worked well in a tag team.But finally in YGWA i get a singles run and KrabbyFlaabyPochahontas and Clifford,If any of you step in my way,you will pay in blood.I AM THE ONE.I have won more than 30 world titles in companys big and small,50+Hardcore and X-Division titles and more than 10 Tag Titles,heck my Brother even won a couple of world titles and other titles.And um,my short time as womans champion.That made me nostalgic.But matter of the fact,I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND SPACE AND FRIDGES AND THE WHOLE DAMN F'N UNIVERSE!



(Crowd Goes absolutely Nuts,apart from one guy who says "Moshi Man!")



So,we have a Hypocritical Gelatinous Tapeworm here tonight? Yeah Jericho,you know what i said.Come on down here you little mollusc.



(The Fan comes down and into the ring)



Hello there,although me to introduce you to YGWA.



(Risky goes to shake his hand but instead hits a Risky Driver followed by an RKO.Risky ditches the Inverted Spinebuster in favour of the Risky Powerbomb,which he hits to precision over the top rope and onto the announce table.The crowd cheer and boo,worried that they might lose touch with their icon,the man they grew up with.)



Is that enough evidence for ya? That i deserve Singles Gold? Not Hardcore of course.Risky is afraid of his own blood.BUT NOT HIS OPPONENTS.31-0 in Steel Cages didn't ya know.So everyone in the back,Rohit,Dark Demon,Fabian Phenom-Wait,is Rohit on the roster? Damn.We are in the precense of legends tonight.Of course,only Me.Mwahahaha.

And tonight at Gold Rush,What will Clifford have to deal with?



RISKY BUSINESS.VERY RISKY BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!



(Crowd goes nuts and Risky leaves ring)





Wrestling Q:I have to say Stone Cold.Wish Warrior was in it
Kawajai
2010-04-01 09:51:30 UTC
Cameron Hart

Wolfpack

RB

Kawajai

Nigey McBonez

Justin

Deadman 4 Life

Dark Demon



Gold Rush will be just another mark on the timeline of my life. My match tonight against Marq "The Bolt" Banks for my Next Generation Championship will be a match for the ages. It will be featured on my new DVD, YGWA Presents "Kawajai-History In The Making". In stores now. Anyway, Marq has been trying to intimidate me for the past few weeks and he thinks he has got me cracked. If I am cracked, then why am I still Next Generation Champion? Why am I here at all? Think about that.



There is another match tonight that pertains to me and my title. For some reason, it's being televised. In my opinion, it should have been a dark match but whatever. It is what is. The competitors are two of the worst wrestlers in Yahoo! Global Wrestling Association history, minus Marq "The Bolt" Banks. Risky Business and King Cliff. They are just trying to climb the totem pole that I have already conquered. They are at the bottom of the food chain. And they think the only way to get higher in the food chain is the challenge me for my title. Bad choice. You see, I am like a tiger when you two are just little kitties. That is why I am YGWA Next Generation Champion and you two or not. The same goes for Marq. If you think you are the best in this business, then why aren't you champion. You were in the match that I won this title in. So how come you're not champion? No excuses. Tonight you get your Last Resort. Kawajai has spoken!
D4L™
2010-04-01 14:19:32 UTC
Match 1: No Contest

Match 2: Wolf pack

Match 3: Draw

Match 4: Kawajai

Match 5: Nigey

Match 6: Justin

Match 7: D4L

Match 8: Demon



Promo:



The stage has been set. My path is clear. I am focused, and I am ready. Because by winning my match tonight, I am one step closer to getting a shot at the World Title. All I have to do is defeat the man that shouldn't even be here - Vince. Now Vince, it's true that I have yet to beat you. But that all changes tonight.



This isn't a title match, but rather a match to determine the Number One Contender. But that doesn't mean I won't be giving it my all. No, tonight, I simultaneously notch my first win against you, and I secure my place as the Number One Contender for the World Title. Vince, you made a bad choice when you decided to return. You should have stayed away, you should have just retired. But now that you're back, I guess it's now my job to force you away. To put you on the shelf where you belong. You may have returned unexpectedly but tonight you leave, on a stretcher.



I'm going to hurt you, badly. Not because of personal feelings, no. My motives are all about business. You see, after the Number One Contender has been decided, Demon and Rohit battle for the World Title. I don't really care who wins, because once I destroy you, the World Champion is next. So I have to make an impact. I have to leave a lasting impression. I have to send a message that whoever wins that Title, ultimately loses, because he will then have to face me. But unluckily for you Vince, my message must be sent at your expense.



I advise Demon and Rohit to watch what I do to Vince because whoever wins that match, will get the same treatment.



(Promo holds no disrespect for anyone)
Ted DiBiase Jr.
2010-04-01 14:29:17 UTC
1-Cameron Hart

2-Gregory Elite and Shaun Cold

3-Risky Business

4-Kawajai

5-Nigey McBonez

6-Justin

7-Deadman 4 Life

8-Dark Demon
amanda
2016-06-01 08:32:40 UTC
Great show man,glad I gave you this fed I see your making it even more popular :} Dont feel its right for ME,the former owner,to vote. Promo{For opening segment}:*Chaos' music hits and he comes down the ring,the fans cheer statically* Chaos:So guys,tonight is the night.We got a great card for you guys*fans cheer* and guys,you got this man to think for this great card,none other than,The Siberian Wolverine! *Siberian Wolverine comes out with a slight pop* SW:Thank you Chaos,and your 100% correct,tonight history will be MADE.When Justin and Charlie Scene face off in a steel cage for the x division title*fans cheer even more* or maybe even Dark Demon vs. Rohit*fans cheer a LOT* Chaos:Correct SW,tonight is going to be an action packed thrill ride.Because every match tonight actually means something.Every match tonight,will either be for a title,or be for number 1 contendership! SW:Yes,and every title is on the line! Chaos and SW:So without further ado,LETS START THE SHOW*Fans give an enormous pop* *Divas come out* End of promo. 10/10 card.Star.Sorry for shortish promo,I couldnt think of much,but it is just the opening segment,lol.
Justin's Aliveorjustbreathing
2010-03-31 18:12:02 UTC
Cameron Hart

Wolfpack

Riskey Business

Kawaji

Fabian

Justin

------

Demon



Promo:

Tonight,here on YGWA Gold Rush, I face a long time rival of mine,Charlie Scene,in a steel cage match for the X Division Championship. Charlie,you and I,we've both moved up tremendoulsy on every show we've fought on, and everytime you and I step in the ring its an experince to remember. And now tonight,not only is it inside of a steel cage,but theirs championship gold on the line. Charlie, Im bringing my A Game tonight, im looking forward to hearing my name be called "The New! YGWA X Division Champion! Justin!!!". Im ready to show these fans who's better out of the both of us once and for all. Tonight, the YGWA X Division Champion will be crowned. So lets not waste anymore time. Its time for action.
¢мρν2 [Semi-Retired]
2010-03-31 20:37:18 UTC
Before i vote and promo, Wolf can i drop the McBonez part of my ringname? So i'm like just Nigey not Nigey McBonez. Please and Thanks man. Oh and you'll get a pretty decent promo from me today coz my creativity is back.



Cam Hart

Wolfpack

Risky

Kawajai

Nigey

Justin

D4L

DD



PROMO: (Snakeskin plays at Nigey walks to the ring before his match with Don and Wolf)

Alright, i'm pumped coz i finally get to shine. Here is my chance to become part of greatness. It is my chance to overcome the demons that have haunted me thus far in YGWA. Tonight, i am going to personally dismantle Fabian Phenom and make him bleed so profusely that he'll have to be evacuated pronto!



I am no stranger to Hardcore matches, but i am not so familiar to the First Blood match. But nevertheless, i know how it works and that will be enough for me to beat the living daylights outta Fabian. (Crowd starts chanting BRASS KNUCKLES) Ok, so you guys wanna see some brass knuckles ey? Meh, i don't wanna look like Super Cena (Crowd Boos). I was thinking...maybe a chair? (Chants of HELL NO break out) Well, then i think there is only one option...A sledgehammer! (F*CK YEAH chants all over the arena) Alright guys, sledgehammer it is.



(Fabian runs out early to try and jump start the match) Hold on there Fabian...not so soon. (Don and Wolf double team Fabian) Well how do you like that? Not so sweet now is it. Anyway, i think i'm gonna get to my locker and get out the SLEDGEHAMMER. (Wolf and Don follow me back into the locker room. (Ring Announcer calls out Nigey who runs to the ring while the titantron plays) Awwww, what do we have here poor Fabian is still down...(All of a sudden Greg and Shaun come out and beat Nigey down, Wolf and Don also come back out to beat on Greg and Shaun) Fabian, get up and fight like a man...(Nigey picks up Fabian and rolls him into the ring as the bell rings for the match to begin) YGWA, give me 5 minutes to make this wimp bleed and then i'll pose all you want. (Fabian finally gets up and hits a low blow and throws the microphone into the crowd and yells THIS MATCH HAS FINALLY BEGUN B*TCHES)
2010-03-31 19:24:22 UTC
Ms Candylicious

Wolfpack

King Cliff

Kawaji

Nigey McBonez

Justin

Deadman 4 Life

Dark Demon





PROMO:



**Candy spotlight in-ring**



Ms Candylicious: "The growing question EVERYBODY is talking about,the growing question that is brought up over and over again,is what do you think Ms Candylicious will do to get the YGWA Woman's title at GoldRush? Well,that's very very simple.Red Sexy Cerebral Phenom...you $lut,you already know what I'll do.I'm fully capable of tearing your body apart and nearly kicking your @ss into retirement.On national television,at GoldRush,trying to take MY title...I'll do even worse.Cameron Hart...you already know what I'll do too.Your a washed up hag,your career is not nearly as over as mine and quite frankly,you are a disgrace to the women's division.I've crushed many skulls before,and I'll crush yours at GoldRush.To all the fans,you already know what I'll do.I wish I could hurt each and every one of you.But since I legally can't,I'll destroy your heroes.You hate me,well Ms Candylicious hates you more."



*Crowd is booing uncontrollably*



"Shut up!!"



*Crowd boos louder than ever*



*Candy snickers loudy*



Ms Candylicious: "Like I said,that's what will happen at GoldRush.Ms Candylicious will win the YGWA Woman's Championship..and if those twats try to push me back,I'll push back harder than ever."



*Candy pauses and mimics a title pose*



*Crowd is booing her badly and camera fades to next segment*



(promo holds no disrespect)
2010-03-31 18:11:07 UTC
Cameron Hart

Wolfpac

Risky

Kawajai

Nigey

Justin

D4L

Dark Demon



Nice card even though i'm not on lol! 10/10 card


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