Well CLiff voted for himself so so am i:
CH
Wolfpack
RB
Keewalol (Jk,Kawajai)
Nigey
Justin
D4
DD
Promo:So tonight i face Queen Cliff one last time.Ha.Cliff,Cliff,Cliff,you are so deliusioned.You think you are better than me? Wrong.You think you have beat me? Wrong.You think you will win tongiht? Wrong.I am too good and too talented to face you Cliff.You are a useless wrestler,you once presided in THW and i'm glad you sucked there because you didn't deserve it. .But it'll be all the better to destroy Marq Banks yes,Marq because Keewalol isn't good enough to face me.And once i have proven i am the greatest wrestler in YGWA History,i will destory Siberian Penguin and order him for a world title match,and win the world title i deserve,more than Dark Demon and the other coked up retards that think this is their company.But their wrong.Its my company.Ain't that right? (Crowd Go Nuts) There ya go.Kittadoo,you say you're history in the making but i'll tell you what Kigganum,I have ALREADY made history.While you and your butt buddyClifford get the record for quickest loss and least rememborable career,i will be busy writing my 4th autobiography.Maybe this year i will break my 3rd Autos record of 3 billion copies sold.Been there,done that,bought the T-Shirt,kicked some ***,met some girls,and done some GODAMN WRESTLING.And of course,Siberian Penguin.The estimeed owner of YGWA.He always says "IMA EAT YOU
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEE" but all he does is hit someone slightly and bribe them to fall over so he can win some Title that was held for 7 years by Mushu Man and Prasdana.Dispicable.Your wrestling skills are worse than Triple Nose and Hackysack Joe.Kittyflu,you gonna beat me to hell with a book on how to achieve erectile awareness once i face you? Nice,i'll look forward to that (Crowd Laughs).You see,YGWA has many legends,but none are greater than Risky Business,the man,the legend,the icon,he has made fans,friends,cultures,MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTON! AND THAT IS THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
(Crowd Cheer,Risky starts speaking in 1st and 3rd Person)
Risky attacks Cliff,and HE HAS NO RESPONSE.SPEAR,SPEAR,SPEAR! RKO! RKO! RKO! RISKY POWERBOMB! 1-2-3!
(Back to Normal)
...And thats the match.Nomore Stupid *** Matches against stupid *** wrestlers,because i am the best.Listen to my theme music for a second.
(I Walk Alone Plays and Risky leans on the ropes for 45 seconds before turning the music and titantron off)
That music is what defines me,Risky Business.I can work in a tag team,well at least i could.Until EAC.Rated R Joey Cena screwed me with a steel chair and ended my tag team career.We hd the tag titles for about 2 weeks before losing them to Richard Kingston and some other guy whos probably getting drugged in vegas right now.But damn,we worked well in a tag team.But finally in YGWA i get a singles run and KrabbyFlaabyPochahontas and Clifford,If any of you step in my way,you will pay in blood.I AM THE ONE.I have won more than 30 world titles in companys big and small,50+Hardcore and X-Division titles and more than 10 Tag Titles,heck my Brother even won a couple of world titles and other titles.And um,my short time as womans champion.That made me nostalgic.But matter of the fact,I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND SPACE AND FRIDGES AND THE WHOLE DAMN F'N UNIVERSE!
(Crowd Goes absolutely Nuts,apart from one guy who says "Moshi Man!")
So,we have a Hypocritical Gelatinous Tapeworm here tonight? Yeah Jericho,you know what i said.Come on down here you little mollusc.
(The Fan comes down and into the ring)
Hello there,although me to introduce you to YGWA.
(Risky goes to shake his hand but instead hits a Risky Driver followed by an RKO.Risky ditches the Inverted Spinebuster in favour of the Risky Powerbomb,which he hits to precision over the top rope and onto the announce table.The crowd cheer and boo,worried that they might lose touch with their icon,the man they grew up with.)
Is that enough evidence for ya? That i deserve Singles Gold? Not Hardcore of course.Risky is afraid of his own blood.BUT NOT HIS OPPONENTS.31-0 in Steel Cages didn't ya know.So everyone in the back,Rohit,Dark Demon,Fabian Phenom-Wait,is Rohit on the roster? Damn.We are in the precense of legends tonight.Of course,only Me.Mwahahaha.
And tonight at Gold Rush,What will Clifford have to deal with?
RISKY BUSINESS.VERY RISKY BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd goes nuts and Risky leaves ring)
Wrestling Q:I have to say Stone Cold.Wish Warrior was in it