Question:
This is your roster, you got to make the best show possible, impress me?
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
This is your roster, you got to make the best show possible, impress me?
Thirteen answers:
SMYTHERS.
2011-02-01 14:08:42 UTC
I don't get it, we write a show for YOUR pleasure.. you impress me..



@ Bio, nah, you sound like a smartass yourself.. impress me?



You know there are a*slickers here who will do anything for popular users (POP,you, Dragon)
Jowey(Joel)
2011-02-01 16:49:32 UTC
Promo#1: *General Manager, Vickie Guerrero comes to the ring at the opening of the Show.*

VICKIE: "EXCUSE ME! Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to u the future World Heavyweight Champion....my boyfriend, Dolph Ziggler!"(Ziggler comes down the ramp)



DOLPH: "Well, it looks like the Rated R Superstar couldn't make the Show tonight? Sorry Edge, but the match is still on. You can't get ur way out of defending the World title. Which is why Vickie has rescheduled this match for Elimination Chamber Pay-Per-View, Edge! I'm winning that World title, it's inevitable."



VICKIE: "Oh baby, and one more thing. I've scheduled you in a match tonight against King Sheamus."(Vickie drops the mic and exits the ring) Dolph follows, complaining about the match.



Match#1: Trent Baretta vs. Goldust

WINNER: Goldust



Match#2: Tag Team match!

Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase vs. Kofi Kingston/John Morrison

WINNERS: Kingston/Morrison



Match#3: Santino Marella vs. Tyler Reks

WINNER: Santino Marella



Promo#2: *Dolph & Vickie in Vickie's office*

DOLPH: "Vickie, how can u put me in a 1-on-1 match and not tell me about it?"

VICKIE: "Bcuz baby, ur the best and I'm sure u can handle it. Just think if it as a warm up for ur title match against Edge @Elimination Chamber."

DOLPH: "But, u are gonna give Edge a warm up match too, right?"

VICKIE: "I wuz, but Edge isn't here and I don't feel like rescheduling. So, it's all u baby!"(Vickie leaves her office) Dolph looks confused & a little jealous.



Match#4: Tag Team match!

Rosa Mandez/Natalya vs. Lay-Cool



Match#5: Naomi vs. Melina



Promo#3: Dolph Ziggler is going into Vickie Guerrero's office, but the door's locked. His match against King Sheamus is next!



MAIN EVENT: Dolph Ziggler vs. King Sheamus

AFTER THE MATCH: The Rated R Superstar, Edge runs into the ring from the crowd to Spear Dolph Ziggler! Vickie then comes into the ring and raises Edge's hand. Vickie has just turned on Dolph for Edge. How will this effect the 2 Superstars going into Edge's World title defense against Edge at Elimination Chamber?(show ends)
Akira H
2011-02-01 16:53:41 UTC
And we start off the show...



"EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E X C U S E ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(We all know who that is)

Vickie the G. says how her "boyfriend" is going to be in the main event of tonight's show, he will face Cheeseface for the no.1 contender spot and he will champion blah blah friggin' blah as she always does right? Moving on.



Santino & Goldust vs former Legacy members Rhodes & Dibiase

(eX-Legacy wins due to an accidental Cobra move done on Goldust + Double finisher to Santino.)



Tag Team Match

LayCool vs Naomi & Rosa Mendes

(LayCool wins due to cheating)



Kofi Kings & JoMo aka Spiderman vs Chavo Guerrero & Trent Barreta

(Kofi & JoM win then thank Chavo & Trent for a great match and all raise arms in victory)



Reks vs Ryder in a Steel Cage Match

(Ryder wins, this angers Reks leaving him to stare down Ryder as he makes his exit)



Elimination Fatal 4-Way (last one standing gets #1 contender to face Diva's Champ.)

Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim vs Melina vs Natalya

GAIL WINS!!! :D



"Main Event"

Sheamus vs Dolph Twizzler w/ Vickie as guest commentator



As Sheamus performs his finisher on Ziggles Vickie interfers distracting the ref and Zigg pulls a chair out of his *** and POW! Down goes Sheamus. Dolphin boy pins and he wi---OH! TWO COUNT!!! =O THAT WAS A TWO COUNT! SHEAMUS KICKS OUT!!! then Dolph attempts to do his finisher when Sheamus counters with a pin and wins the match.



Ok, so she gets on the mic and disregards the match saying that the call wasn't fare, now declaring her "boyfriend" to be the contender when she is then interrupted by JoMo he goes into the ring and says that he is tired of this sh*t! (And yes he is allowed to curse)

He tells it like it is, He is sick and tired of Vickie being so biase and favoring only her bf to be in main event matches and gets title shots. Then goes on saying if it doesn't stop they are going to seriously regret messing with "us". The Ziggler is all like "Oh yeah? You and wut army?"

Then the whole locker room comes out (the guys in the roaster) *lines up on the stage*

Vickie & Jizzler stare in disbelief is given the Celtic Cross by Sheamus. Vickie freaks out and Curtain falls, Finito!
Savior Of Silence (M-WWE)
2011-02-01 15:41:55 UTC
Promo 1-Sheamus comes out.Sheamus says "at the Elimination Chamber PPV on February 20th 2011, I am gonna challenge the WWE champion, the Miz, for the WWE championship and become a three time Irish born WWE champion, the only Irish born WWE champion ever! Long live the King"! John Morrison comes out.John Morrison says "what makes you think you should get to challenge the Miz at Elimination Chamber for the WWE championship? You didn't win any Number One Contender matches, therefor you don't deserve to challenge Miz for the WWE championship".Sheamus says "yes I do, because I am the King.Long live the King"! Vickie Guerrero comes out.Vickie says "EXCUSE ME!! I said EXCUSE ME! The anonymous General Manager of RAW can't email tonight because he is sick and doesn't feel like getting on his laptop.Since Teddy Long is still out from a few weeks ago on Smackdown, I am the Guest General Manager for the night.Sheamus, you will not come out here on my show and make orders and neither will you Morrison"! Sheamus says "I can make whatever orders I want because I am the King"! John Morrison says "it isn't like me to agree with Sheamus, but I agree with him.This is our show and the only reason you are here tonight is because of what your lame boyfriend Dolph Ziggler did to Teddy Long two weeks ago".Vickie says "excuse me, both of you.Sheamus, you are not royalty and John, Dolph did NOT attack Teddy.Tonight, the main event of RAW will be Sheamus teaming with Dolph Ziggler to take on Kofi Kingston & John Morrison".



Match 1-LayCool vs Natalya & Melina - winners LayCool

Post Match-Natalya attacks Melina with a Clothesline.Natalya puts Melina in the Shaprshooter.Melina taps out to the Sharpshooter.Natalya says "Melina, I am better than you.You are the reason we lost a Number One Contenders match to LayCool.Melina, at Elimination Chamber, it will be me vs you".



Match 2-Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim - winner Gail Kim



Promo 2-A video is aired of Eve.Eve says "I am sorry I couldn't have been on RAW tonight to watch the two great Divas matches, but I promise that I will be there next week on RAW to take on Layla.At Elimination Chamber, I won't defend my Divas championship to LayCool in a Handicap match, I will have a partner.My partner will be none other than the former Womens champion, Gail Kim".



Match 3-Chavo Guerrero vs Trent Baretta - winner Chavo Guerrero



Match 4-Zack Ryder vs Tyler Reks - winner Tyler Reks



Promo 3-Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase comes out.Cody says "me and Ted have decided that we will reunite our old Tag Team.Up next, we get to take on 1/2 of the Tag Team champions, Santino Marella.Next week, we will challenge Vladimir Kozlov and Santino Marella for the Tag Team championships".Ted says "me and Maryse have worked things out, so Maryse WILL be managing us to the Tag Team championships and in return, we will manage her to the Divas championship".



Match 5-Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase vs Goldust and Santino Marella - winners Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase



Match 6-Dolph Ziggler and Sheamus vs Kofi Kingston and John Morrison - winners Kofi Kingston and John Morrison
xXxTAEYEONxXx
2011-02-01 14:41:16 UTC
I'm making Morrison WWE champ and Sheamus World heavyweight champ after whatever the latest ppv was.

opening segment,

Vickie Guerrero comes in big heat and literally screams excuse me and says her boyfriend ziggler's title got robbed (wwe title) and says he deserves another match.

since she thinks that ziggler got robbed, she thinks that he should get a bonus.

she says that the main event will be morrison vs sheamus vs ziggler for undsiputed title.

Sheamus comes in and makes a statement that he will be the undisputed champion.

fight breaks out and sheamus kicks ziggler's skull.

then, morrison comes in and kicks sheamus in the skull.

morrison raises both title and looks to become a undisputed champion.



First match; Kofi Kingston the intercontinental champ and Goldust vs Cody Rhodes and Tyler Reks.

Reks and kofi and feud and Rhodes brothers are in feud.

Winner: kofi and goldust



Santino and Zack Ryder in backstage: they argue that who is cooler and Ted Dibiase comes in and says no one is cooler than him. They decide that they will have triple threat who is most popular from Divas. divas look them and decide Ryder and Santino hits cobra to him and backstage brawls happen. Raw GM the laptop decides they will have triple threat match and the winner will be number one contender for us title, who is currently stuck at airport.



back stage, Laycool talk about how to get their title back from Natalya, and challenges her, Natalya accepts and match happens,

Winner Natalya by DQ, Melina comes in and hits her finisher to Natalya making statement that she will be the champ.



Triple threat match for number one contender.

winner: Ted Dibiase with help from Alicia Fox, who helps him and they have a kiss.



Morrison interviews and says he will be the undisputed champ and sheamus just kicks him in the skull and takes him to the ring from backstage. He continues attack and Ziggler comes out and hits zig zag on the floor to sheamus.

morrison attacks him and 3 guys fight again.

vickie comes and announces that this match will be no holds barred with submission match.

For sheamus and morrison who dont have submission hold, looks angry about the announcement and Ziggler smiles and runs away.



Trent Barretta vs chave guerrero.

Chavo comes first and talks about how vickie changed ever since she started to hangout with Ziggler.

he says he wants vickie that he knew who was wife of Eddie and not being that evil.

chavo recalls the moment that he and eddie had and Trent just attacks him from behind.

Chavo gets up and does moves that Eddie did and gets big cheer after the win.



Main event.

Ziggler is getting attacked by Sheamus and morrison and after ziggler is down, Sheamus and morrison starts fighting and Sheamus gains control, since he doesn;t know how to use the submission hold, he just uses chair and every weapon and gets complete control, Vickie gets into the match and starts scream at sheamus and for the first time, sheamus brogue kicks vickie.

commerical break

sheamus still has control and morrison finally fights back.

Morrison hits star ship pain and gains control ziggler does sleeper hold on morrison but sheamus breaks it out and hits irish curse.

After irish curse Morrison puts sharp shooter on sheamus and sheamus taps out.



Morrion becomes undisputed champion.
2011-02-01 15:52:41 UTC
Sheamus VS Chavo Guerrero

Winner: Chavo after he hits 3 frog splashes on Sheamus, causing him to feel sick in the ring.



John Morrison does a shoot promo and he is pretty pissed, so he acts like a heel "So I've been in this damn company for awhile and why is it that Im not World Champion yet? I thought Vince sees potential in me yet he gives John Cena title shot after title shot, I mean screw Vince and **** WWE, Im booking my own match because I said so, and if you don't like it then go **** yourself."



Natalya VS Melina

Winner: Natalya after Gail Kim attacks Melina.



Goldust steals the WWE Championship and he licks it because he has a fetish for Gold.



Trent Barreta VS Sheamus

Winner: Sheamus in a squash match.

Then Sheamus cuts a short promo "So Im in the Elimination Chamber match at the next PPV, and to my competitors BE SCARED because that is how YOU are going to look like after the match, helpless and defeated. I will be the next WWE Champion."



Dolph Ziggler VS Santino Marella VS Kofi Kingston

Winner: Dolph Ziggler. After the match Kingston attacks Ziggler and he smashes him with a chair multiple times and cuts a shoot "Why the hell did I lose to Dolph Ziggler? Im sick of losing because I am a future World Champion, I feel disrespected by the company."



Main Event: John Morrison VS Goldust

Winner: John Morrison by Submission, Afterwards JoMo cuts one more shoot.

"I booked my own match Vince and I broke your rule, are you going to fire me? Cmon Vince are you going to fire me?" (Vince's music hits and he runs down the ramp, pretty pissed), Vince also does a shoot. "Well John you left me no choice but you booked your own match and your not even a professional in booking matches, so im sorry but.. YOUR PROMOTED to Head Booker of the WWE, now get the **** out of this ring you idiot".



Afterwards JoMo runs around the ring happy and he runs thru the crowd as the show goes off the air.
?
2011-02-01 14:58:32 UTC
Promo 1- Vickie Guerrero comes out. Vickie: As General Manager of Raw, I'm making the main event be for the vacant WWE Championship which will include John Morrison, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, and Sheamus. That will be a Fatal 4-Way elimination match. Vickie: The Tag Team Championship will also be on the line..... Cody Rhodes and Goldust interrupt Vickie. Cody: Goldust aka Dustin Rhodes and I are The Rhodes Family. Goldust: We will take the Tag Team titles away from that weak tag team of Chavo Guerrero and Zack Ryder. Vickie: That is official.



Match 1- Natalya Neidhart (Face) vs. Gail Kim (Heel). Winner = Natalya with the Sharpshooter.



Match 2- (C) Chavo Guerrero and Zack Ryder (Heels) vs. The Rhodes Family (Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes) (Heels). Winners = The Rhodes Family after Cody delivered the Cross Rhodes to Chavo. Tag Team Championship.



Promo 2- Santino Marrella finds one million dollar bill on the floor right in front of Ted DiBiase's locker room.



Match 3- Naomi (Face) vs. Melina (Heel) vs. Layla (Heel) w/Michelle McCool. Winner = Melina after she delivered the Sunset Flip to Naomi while Layla El was outside of the ring whining to McCool since Naomi kicked her in the face earlier in the match.



Promo 3- Rosa Mendes jump ropes in the backstage hall way. Vickie Guerrero: Excuse Me!!!!



Match 4- Ted DiBiase (Heel) w/Alicia Fox vs. Santino Marrella (Face). Winner = Ted DiBiase with the Dream Street.



Match 5- Tyler Reks (Heel) vs. Trent Barretta (Face). Winner = Trent Barretta via Count Out.

Post Match- Reks attacks Trent.



Main Event- Kofi Kingston (Face) vs. Sheamus (Heel) vs. Dolph Ziggler (Heel) vs. John Morrison (Face). Kingston eliminated Sheamus after the Trouble in Paradise. Ziggler eliminates Kofi with the Sleeperhold. Morrison eliminates Ziggler with the Star Ship Pain.



Post Match- Vickie Guerrero comes to the stage. Vickie: I'm reversing the decision in this match by making Dolph Ziggler the WWE Champion.
?
2011-02-01 14:28:26 UTC
Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler introduce us to raw and say tonight is called future of WWE where the young guns of raw will be here tonight and we get a glimpse of the future and tonight there will be a no 1 contender for the wwe championship Kofi Kingston Sheamus and John Morrrison



Match 1 Tyler Reks beat Zack Ryder



Chavo and Goldust are backstage

Goldust: Do you see all these rookies backstage thinking there all that

Chavo: Yet let's team up tonight and show these "all that" rookies how to do old schol style

Goldust: Yeah in a tag match

*Lay-Cool walks by*

Chavo: But some young people are good

Goldust: Yeah obviously

*chavo and goldust start walking the way lay-cool did*



6 women over the top rope battle royal

Naomi beat Natalya, Rosa Mendes, Melina, Gail Kim, and Alicia Fox



Vicky Guerrero comes out and says excuse me EXCUSE ME. next match you will see a true champion in work and some of you scum can learn



Intercontenental championship Dolph Ziggler(c) beat Santino Marella



Todd Grisham interviews Sheamus

TG: Hello Sheamus tonight is about the future

S: Yeah well not only am i the future im the present and I will prove that by beating those chumps Kofi and John and beat the Miz for the WWE championship

TG: So whats going through your head

S: that two men are getting a bro kick tonight



Chavo Guerrero and Goldust beat Zack Ryder and Trent Baretta



Ted Dibiase comes out and says I use to be in a tag team called Priceless and my colleague some how got the better solo career and it is plain s*** yeah i just said S*** I dont care about PG i know im better and I challenge Cody tonight so i can get my career back on track. Cody Rhodes comes out and says im too dashing to face you. Ted Dibiase says i want you now in a table match if i lose i will be your slave. Cody says ok rich boy let's do this



Table Match Ted Dibiase beat Cody Rhodes



No 1 contender match Kofi Kingston beat Sheamus and John Morrison



After match Sheamus Bro Kick's both men



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Ric F
2011-02-01 18:18:17 UTC
Ok sounds like a cool idea except for the roster.

-Opening Promo: Zack Ryder: WOO, WOO, WOO, the real champ is here, you know it! I am the WWE Champion! I know you fans may not like that or think i deserve it, but guess what? i won it fair and square and there is nothing you can do about it! Sheamus: Is that right fella? Well, i seem to remember a time where i gave you a shot at the WWE Championship when you definitely didnt deserve it. Zack: Well, " fella " you embarrassed me that night so why should i? Vickie: You know Zack you have a point Sheamus: He does? Vickie: Yeah, the championship shouldnt be on the line against you Sheamus it should be on the line against my boyfriend Dolph Ziggler! Woo Woo Woo you know that!

------Match 1: Rosa Mendes and Lay-Cool v. Natalya, Gail Kim, and Melina

---Promo 2: Alicia: Vickie i want to know why you dont put me in a match tonight? Vickie: Why? Dont you remember you broke up me and Edge that was your fault! and i dont think your worthy of my time so leave. Alicia: i...Vickie: Excuse Me!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said leave.

-----Match 2: John Morrison and Tyler Reks v. Kofi Kingston, and Ted Dibiase Jr.

---Match 3: Chavo Guerrero v. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes

--Match 4: Trent Barreta v. Goldust

---Match 5: Sheamus(c) v. Santino Marella (US Championship- Hardcore Match)

---Main Event: Dolph Ziggler(w/Vickie) v. Zack Ryder(c)(w/Alicia Fox) (WWE Championship- Ladder Match)



word to the wise
?
2011-02-01 14:09:43 UTC
Wow...this is a LAME roster, but oh well...I'll star this and answer later...



*The usual opening 15 minute promo featuring Dolph & Vickie, in which JoMo interrupts, but doesn't say a whole bunch cause his mic skills suck, with Sheamus interrupting him, challenging for a #1 contender spot for the World Title. Rosa Mendes comes to the ring, jump roping, in which Sheamus hits her with 3 Brogue Kicks in a row before she even hits the ground, drawing massive amounts of cheers.



*Battle of the Body Contest: Naomi beats Layla in a surprisingly good match. Michelle McCool attack Naomi and she take a Big Boot from Michelle, followed by Layla's Facelift.



-Backstage Rosa is being tended to.



-Cody Rhodes cuts a promo about him not being DASHING anymore since Rey Mysterio messed his face up. Crowd starts a massive 619 chant as Cody nearly cries in the ring.



*Kofi Kingston/Goldust defeat Tyler Reks/Chavo Guerrero via TIB on Reks

-Post-match: Goldust is taken out during a celebration and Kofi is attacked by Reks & Chavo



*Zack Ryder give a short promo about making an Impact (no, not like TNA), and says it's his time, and gonna change the face of the company (kinda like TNA)



*Zack Ryder/Alicia Fox defeat Santino Marella/Natalya via Rough Ryder on Natalya, in which Alicia makes the cover, both drawing loads of heat. Ryder and Fox celebrates as Melina comes in through the crowd, locking a nearly dead Natalya in the Sharpshooter, drawing even more heat.



-Backstage: Gail is seen talking to Naomi about how lame Michelle McCool is, in which Naomi obviously agrees. Gail smacks her on the butt and Naomi giggles a bit like "girl, quit playin like that".



Trent Barretta defeats Ted Dibiase via Flying Gobstopper for a shot at the US title, to a pretty shocked crowd. Trent sprints out the ring to get away from a fairly pissed Dibiase, and I say fairly pissed cause he doesn't have enough charisma to show that much emotion.



*Sheamus defeats Morrison and Dolph after Zack Ryder blasts Morrison with a chair behind the refs back. Sheamus give Ryder a thumbs up and the crowd boos the crap out of him. Ryder unloads a few more chair shots, to close the show. "WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT"
Milan
2011-02-01 14:21:36 UTC
Opening Promo: Flashback to Survivor Series 2018, Tyler Reks costs John Morrison the Intercontinental championship against Sheamus.



Mike Session between Tyler Reks, Sheamus and Morrison, email from the GM saying a Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental championship for the main event.



Diva Promo: Flashback to Survivor Series, Divas handicapped title match between Natalya and Laycool, Natalya is winning, but then Vickie Guerrero costs Natalya the championship.



Opening Match: Santino and Trent Beretta vs Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder for the tag team championships which are held by Santino and Beretta. Santino/Beretta retain.



#1 Contender Diva Match: Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim. Gail picks up the victory, and is then attacked by Melina who steals the #1 contender contract.



Segment: Kingston and Naomi do something funny.



1-Fall Match: Goldust vs Ted Dibiase for the Million Dollar Championship. Goldust loses but steals the championship and runs.



Segment: Something with Hornswoggle.



1-Fall Match: Chavo Guerrero vs Cody Rhodes for US Championship, with Rhodes as the champion. Rhodes wins after a distracting the referee and using a chair.



Divas match: Natalya and Rosa Mendes vs Laycool and Vickie Guerrero, 2 on 3 handicapped match. Natalya gets a pin on Vickie and gets revenge.



Main Event: John Morrison vs Tyler Reks vs Sheamus for Intercontinental Championship. John Morrison gets the victory and Sheamus gets a rematch at TLC.



Closing Promo: Triple H return promo at Royal Rumble.
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?
2011-02-01 14:09:08 UTC
Vickie Guerrero VS.

Alicia Fox

Gail Kim

Melina

Natalya

Lay-Cool

Naomi

Rosa Mendes

Dolph ziggler


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